December 2011
17 posts
Bumbags and Bowler Hats: 15 things I would rather... →
bumbagsandbowlerhats:
Eat someone’s face
Eat my own face
Eat faeces
Smear my face in faeces, stick two pieces of cucumber over my eyes, call it a faecial … and then eat that too.
Go on another date with that guy who really liked his cats. Like, really liked them. Really.
Go on another date with that other guy…
Top Notch.
