At a Subway this afternoon because I stupidly said, “Yeah, you pick a place, I don’t care where we eat.”
When I was sitting there eating my toasted sub, which is just Subway’s way of saying “it will be soggy in 3 minutes instead of 2 minutes” when this couple maybe in their mid-40s is leaving. The lady says, “Thank you for the meal.” And he replies, “Well honey, you deserve it. Happy birthday.”
THE TREAT B-DAY MEAL WAS SUBWAY.